Jeff Schwartz Poop ’11


After a 1 year absence I do return to the banter, the chatter & pontification as we all love to do once a year …I realize that no one even noticed my absence, no concern what-so-ever as to why no list from yours truly, that’s OK, not a problem as I see how you folks are, so full of your own everyday lives and yourselves, consumed with no one else’s feelings but your very own & Pompous to boot! Hence the origination of this list, so as they say let’s get on with the show, or rather the PoOp year ending 2011.



cover of FOO FIGHTERS - Wasting Light  Buy New or Used via amazon
FOO FIGHTERS – Wasting Light Out of the gate this thing rocks the house! Recorded to tape on analog equipment, with a piece of the actual tape included with the deluxe version for the fans (so they say it’s “actual tape”, who’d know if it wasn’t? did you try to play it? I know I didn’t.). Having icon’s like Bob Mould and Butch Vig associated with this record, I rest my case. Their live show was utterly stellar, (Bob Mould showed up to play too) 3+ hours of pure fucking raaawwk, & Grohl is hilarious with his crowd banter and backstage antics that were televised to the audience. A true showman, and great record.



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STEPHEN MALKMUS & THE JICKS – Mirror Traffic Amazing, period. Add in “a BECK” production value? I rest my case. It etched a permanent burn into my CD player in the car from playing it over and over. Can anyone even touch this guy lyrically? NO. Frankly, I think he’s in a league of his own… universe that is, or rather a horse of different color, texture? Let’s pull from a few shall we?: “brain gallop” – come back to bite you in the rearest of ends; “asking price” – putzing round’ the internet, revel in the disconnect, I’m not gonna bait that trap,… again, bastardized biology; “stick figures in love” – tremendous to drive to & just fucking brilliant guitar licks all the way through; “spazz” – that change in the middle of the song to the “off tempo jam” – whatever you wanna call it – again pure brilliance & standard malkmus/jicks; “share the red” – Germanic wheels, you want it you got it, you got no idea of how to survive, you got no i-dea what sets you apart; “gorgeous georgie” – no sugar for William, poor old jethro…nuff said, Flawless.



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WILCO – The Whole Love – Deluxe Version bonus disc is excellent as well, “speak into the rose” is 6 minutes 36 seconds of pure SOUND, quite lovely! “I love my label” – appropriate for this release, they should love THEIR label as it’s all about THEM finally. “Capitol City” bicycle messenger’s bell (ring ring) & the sound of the “L” and the commuters are nice sound bites, “I Might” – you won’t set the kids on fire, oh, but I might – Love it, a father in Tweedy who can never please the wife regarding HIS care of the children, “Standing O” intro sounds like Elton John’s “Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting” meets Jason Falkner-like keyboards/synthesizer, very good! Nominee for a Grammy, hmmmm… wouldn’t that be justice?



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THE STROKES – Angles Good, Gooder & Goodest, maybe their best offering yet, Maybe. Was never a HUGE fan, but always liked 1, 2 or 3 songs from each of their previous releases. This complete record seems to hit the mark for me so yes I’ll say Goodest!



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DALE EARNHARDT JR. JR. – It’s a Corporate World love the electro-beat hollowness in their sound. “simple girl” is quite catchy, “vocal chords” has the whistling Hawaiian sound to it, “morning thought” also not an afterthought.



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RAPHAEL SAADIQ – Stone Rollin’ funny that his birth name is Charles Ray?, (Ray Charles – musically definitely reminding me of at times, in addition to James Brown, Sly, & the list goes on). When I heard Tony! Toni! Tone! I said “Shoot me”! but when I listened with an open mind, I said NICE!, add in Robert Randolph + this guy’s track record with other artists, & now I’m a believer, “heart attack”, “good man”, “radio” – Great stuff! Thanks KB for Stone Rollin’ it my way.



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MY MORNING JACKET – Circuital “holdin’ on to black metal” – children’s chorus, “victory dance” – love the production, spacey and excellent – again noted props to kb for hipping me to this one as well.



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MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA– Simple Math With notes of Built to Spill in songs like “virgin” – this band has been on my radar for a little while & now I’ve taken notice,…and a liking to them at that. “apprehension” – excellent, “mighty” has a MIGHTY guitar riff too.”april fool” offers powering vocals & guitars.



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PUSCIFER – Conditions of my Parole this experimental, or should I say MAYNARD IS MENTAL, makes for an excellent offering from him. The title track “COMP” – all I can say is FUCKING GROOVE!, Sludgy, Heavy and awesome. “Man Overboard” a lyrical journey, “TOMA” the most head bobbin’ drum beat, synthesizers, and as usual many guest appearances (featuring jonny polonsky who had a record on rick rubin’s american recordings label long ago; tim “herb” alexander of primus fame + others), there are even banjo’s, what could be bad?



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DAWES – Nothing Is Wrong These songs resonate in your head, & you can’t get them outta there, nor do you want to. Love the whole vibe of the record, so 70’s-ish, so good, (Benmont Tench, Jackson Browne both guest as well).



I’d like to pay homage to satellite radio – ala Steve Earle -, as this is such the resource for me being on the road in my day to day life, exposing acts, bands, highlighting new discoveries to me, & at the same time, playing classics as well. Here Here to satellite radio, if you are not on board, then do yourself a favor & GET! On board. Looking ahead to 2012, am excited about Lana Del Rey, Nada Surf, hopefully something from Them Crooked Vultures or Queens of the Stone Age or BOTH? That being said; I’m to the good.



Respectfully Submitted, Jeff Schwartz, Green Brook,NJ


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