Bernadette Lange Poop ’11
I spent all of January trying to catch up on all the shit I had missed and ended up with a turtle head!!! These are the lists of someone who probably has no business being here but, the pooplist needs a vag… Wipe front to back girls!!!
BERNIE’S TOP 25 ALBUMS OF 2011
Buy New or Used via amazon
1. M83 – HurryUp, We’re Dreaming
More like: Hurry up the vinyl is back ordered!!!! The influence Mellon Collie had on this record is very apparent. LOVES IT!!!
Buy New or Used via amazon
2. Beirut – The Rip Tide
Didn’t get as much love as it should have! 4 ply super strong tracks…whatever Pitchfork.
Buy New or Used via amazon
3. Bon Iver – Bon Iver
Bald guys are so sexy thanks to Justin… Love the bonus Bonnie Raitt cover.
Buy New or Used via amazon
4. James Blake – James Blake
This is my favorite 2011 vinyl acquisition. It’s so bassy at times I could sit on a speaker…no really.
Free download
5. The Weeknd – House Of Balloons
This is the best of the 3 mix tapes… Although; Montreal and the Dirty Sanchez Diana cover are pretty tight as well.
Buy New or Used via amazon
6. Girls – Father, Son, Holy Ghost
Solid poop from start to finish. Slept on this one until I saw it in so many lists!! Love the 60’s influences: Beach Boys, Floyd, Fleetwood Mac, etc…
Buy New or Used via amazon
7. Gang Gang Dance – Eye Contact
Weirdly amazing! A loose movement. Looks like I had corn for lunch… haha alright, I’m done!
Buy New or Used via amazon
8. Wild Flag – Wild Flag
There’s a place we can go where the ideals of the 90’s still exist… PORTLAND Wild Flag!! Carrie is just too cool for school.
Buy New or Used via amazon
9. St. Vincent – Strange Mercy
I have a total girl crush on Annie
Buy New or Used via amazon
10. PJ Harvey – Let England Shake
Speaking of the 90’s…What happened to all of Polly Jean’s peers? They wrinkled up, dried out and released a bunch of crappy albums as they got older. This bitch is fierce.
11. Washed Out – Within Or Without
12. Fleet Foxes – Helplessness Blues
13. Wye Oak – Civilian
14. Real Estate – Days
15. tUnE-yArDs – WHOKILL
16. EMA – Past Life Martyred Saints
17. SBTRKT – SBTRKT
18. Yuck – Yuck
19. Frank Ocean – Nostalgia-Ultra
20. Jay Z & Kanye West – Watch The Throne
21. Ty Segall – Goodbye Bread
22. Cults – Cults
23. Drake – Take Care
24. Kurt Vile – Smoke Ring For My Halo
25. The Caretaker – An Empty Bliss Beyond This World
50 Favorite Songs Of 2011
1. Girls – Vomit
2. Gang Gang Dance – Glass Jar
3. Wye Oak – Civilian
4. The Weeknd – Glass Tables
5. The Antlers – I Don’t Want Love
6. St. Vincent – Cruel
7. EMA – Milkman
8. Liturgy – Generation
9. Wild Flag – Romance
10. The Joy Formidable – Whirring
11. Beirut – Goshen
12. The Throne – Niggas In Paris
13. James Blake – Limit To Your Love
14. Fucked Up – Queen Of Hearts
15. Frank Ocean – Novacane
16. Friendly Fires – Blue Cassette
17. Bon Iver – Perth
18. Kreayshawn – Gucci Gucci
19. Florence + The Machine – Shake It Out
20. Kelly Rowland feat. Lil Wayne – Motivation
21. Real Estate – Its Real
22. Washed Out – Amor Fati
25. Yuck – Get Away
26. Azealia Banks – 212 i guess my cunts gettin eaten…..
27. Zola Jesus – Avalanche
28. Cults – Abducted
29. Drake feat. The Weeknd – Crew Love
30. Fleet Foxes – Lorelai
31. Junior Boys – Banana Ripple
32. Sandro Perri – Changes
33. Charlie XCX – Stay Away
34. Battles – Ice Cream
35. Eleanor Friedberger – My Mistakes
36. Grimes – Vanessa
37. SBTRKT – Wild Fire
38. John Maus – Hey Moon
39. Toro Y Moi – New Beat
40. The Rapture – How Deep Is Your Love
41. Big K.R.I.T. – Sookie Sookie Now
42. Beyonce – Countdown
43. Fever Ray – The Wolf
44. Danny Brown – Monopoly
45. Action Bronson – Larry Csonka
46. Gils Scott-Heron & Jamie XX – I’ll Take Care Of You
47. The Black Keys – Lonely Boy
48. Lykke Li – Sadness Is A Blessing
49. tUnE-yArDs – Powa
50- ANY SHITTY SONG NOT BY FUCKING ADELE
Did I make enough poop references?