Bernadette Lange Poop ’11



I spent all of January trying to catch up on all the shit I had missed and ended up with a turtle head!!! These are the lists of someone who probably has no business being here but, the pooplist needs a vag…   Wipe front to back girls!!!

BERNIE’S TOP 25 ALBUMS OF 2011


cover of M83 - HurryUp, We’re Dreaming  Buy New or Used via amazon
1. M83 – HurryUp, We’re Dreaming
More like: Hurry up the vinyl is back ordered!!!! The influence Mellon Collie had on this record is very apparent. LOVES IT!!!



cover of Beirut - The Rip Tide  Buy New or Used via amazon
2. Beirut – The Rip Tide
Didn’t get as much love as it should have! 4 ply super strong tracks…whatever Pitchfork.



cover of Bon Iver – Bon Iver  Buy New or Used via amazon
3. Bon Iver – Bon Iver
Bald guys are so sexy thanks to Justin… Love the bonus Bonnie Raitt cover.



cover of James Blake - James Blake  Buy New or Used via amazon
4. James Blake – James Blake
This is my favorite 2011 vinyl acquisition. It’s so bassy at times I could sit on a speaker…no really.



cover of The Weeknd - House Of Balloons  Free download
5. The Weeknd – House Of Balloons
This is the best of the 3 mix tapes… Although; Montreal and the Dirty Sanchez Diana cover are pretty tight as well.



cover of Girls - Father, Son, Holy Ghost  Buy New or Used via amazon
6. Girls – Father, Son, Holy Ghost
Solid poop from start to finish. Slept on this one until I saw it in so many lists!! Love the 60’s influences: Beach Boys, Floyd, Fleetwood Mac, etc…



cover of Gang Gang Dance - Eye Contact  Buy New or Used via amazon
7. Gang Gang Dance – Eye Contact
Weirdly amazing! A loose movement. Looks like I had corn for lunch… haha alright, I’m done!



cover of Wild Flag - Wild Flag  Buy New or Used via amazon
8. Wild Flag – Wild Flag
There’s a place we can go where the ideals of the 90’s still exist… PORTLAND Wild Flag!! Carrie is just too cool for school.



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9. St. Vincent – Strange Mercy
I have a total girl crush on Annie



cover of PJ Harvey - Let England Shake  Buy New or Used via amazon
10. PJ Harvey – Let England Shake
Speaking of the 90’s…What happened to all of Polly Jean’s peers? They wrinkled up, dried out and released a bunch of crappy albums as they got older. This bitch is fierce.



11. Washed Out – Within Or Without
12. Fleet Foxes – Helplessness Blues
13. Wye Oak – Civilian
14. Real Estate – Days
15. tUnE-yArDs – WHOKILL
16. EMA – Past Life Martyred Saints
17. SBTRKT – SBTRKT
18. Yuck – Yuck
19. Frank Ocean – Nostalgia-Ultra
20. Jay Z & Kanye West – Watch The Throne
21. Ty Segall – Goodbye Bread
22. Cults – Cults
23. Drake – Take Care
24. Kurt Vile – Smoke Ring For My Halo
25. The Caretaker – An Empty Bliss Beyond This World

50 Favorite Songs Of 2011

1. Girls – Vomit
2. Gang Gang Dance – Glass Jar
3. Wye Oak – Civilian
4. The Weeknd – Glass Tables
5. The Antlers – I Don’t Want Love
6. St. Vincent – Cruel
7. EMA – Milkman
8. Liturgy – Generation
9. Wild Flag – Romance
10. The Joy Formidable – Whirring
11. Beirut – Goshen
12. The Throne – Niggas In Paris
13. James Blake – Limit To Your Love
14. Fucked Up – Queen Of Hearts
15. Frank Ocean – Novacane
16. Friendly Fires – Blue Cassette
17. Bon Iver – Perth
18. Kreayshawn – Gucci Gucci
19. Florence + The Machine – Shake It Out
20. Kelly Rowland feat. Lil Wayne – Motivation
21. Real Estate – Its Real
22. Washed Out – Amor Fati
25. Yuck – Get Away
26. Azealia Banks – 212 i guess my cunts gettin eaten…..
27. Zola Jesus – Avalanche
28. Cults – Abducted
29. Drake feat. The Weeknd – Crew Love
30. Fleet Foxes – Lorelai
31. Junior Boys – Banana Ripple
32. Sandro Perri – Changes
33. Charlie XCX – Stay Away
34. Battles – Ice Cream
35. Eleanor Friedberger – My Mistakes
36. Grimes – Vanessa
37. SBTRKT – Wild Fire
38. John Maus – Hey Moon
39. Toro Y Moi – New Beat
40. The Rapture – How Deep Is Your Love
41. Big K.R.I.T. – Sookie Sookie Now
42. Beyonce – Countdown
43. Fever Ray – The Wolf
44. Danny Brown – Monopoly
45. Action Bronson – Larry Csonka
46. Gils Scott-Heron & Jamie XX – I’ll Take Care Of You
47. The Black Keys – Lonely Boy
48. Lykke Li – Sadness Is A Blessing
49. tUnE-yArDs – Powa
50- ANY SHITTY SONG NOT BY FUCKING ADELE


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